SO LEE CALLED ME LAST NIGHT.
ME- "HEY, YOU CALLED?"
LEE- "TWO THINGS. ONE, HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME? AND TWO, HOW CRAZY ARE YOU?"
"I LOVE YOU VERY VERY MUCH AND UH, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU WANT?"
"WELLLLLLLLLL.... HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I STOLE YOU FROM CLASS EARLY IN YOUR VERY FIRST SEMESTER OF COLLEGE?"
ANNNNND SHE GOES ON TO SAY THEY SHE WAS IMPULSE
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